Travel back in to the steamy mists of time, grab your weapons and surrender to the massive, mahogany-molded magnificence of history's hunkiest fighting machine: the legendary Black Brigade. They'll capture your crotch with all the ball-drained debauchery and donkey-donged decadence that you've come to expect from acclaimed director Paul Barresi, who dares to rip open the closet door on the Civil War era.