Twelve Fucks and No Funeral: Upon the apparent death of sex-star J.P. Dubois, the funeral home is filled with a host of stunning co-stars, pallbearers and mourners. Who knew grieving could be so arousing especially with the presence of J.P.'s favorite fuck buddy, the mysterious American, Adam Herst. When the handsome, hung pallbearers become trapped in the morgue, all horny hell breaks loose with the mourners stripping off and lining up to take turns fucking lucky Adam. It's Europe versus the U.S., and uncut versus cut in a mass free-for-all of stiff dicks and the total wrecking of Adam's horny, greedy hole. Even the morgue attendants, mega-hung Woody Fox and Ken Ten, join in. Poor Adam is left in pieces but back at 'the slab' Riley Tess is bending over backwards for Matt Brookes with his own peculiar brand of horny, sweaty grief. Luckily when everyone leaves, the coffin is knocked over by the exhausted, retreating mourners and J.P. is revived by the funeral director Samuel Colt for a climactic back-from-the-dead bang.