"When Bears Attack" may sound like an educational nature show. I assure you there is nothing to be learned here, unless you want to see how the hairiest hunkiest of men go about having sex. Chi Chi LaRue has pulled out an outrageously zealous cast of the gruffest toughest guys around to play in this furry saga. The only guy without so much as a stray hair on his chest is Johnny Hazzard, but he learns the impressiveness of bearish men very quickly. Nature here is brute sexual instinct, and there isn't a guy here who doesn't have that in cum-dripping spades.